i am the funny
 

 I AM THE FUNNY!!!

Just some info about finding the voices installed on your computer and how to use them.

Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
$speak = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
$speak.GetInstalledVoices().VoiceInfo



$speak.SelectVoice('Microsoft Zira Desktop')
$speak.Speak('Would you like to play a game?')